Ethereum is Now More Valuable Than Bitcoin, Says Market Analyst Michael Cartwright

Ethereum has been the second most valuable cryptocurrency in the world since July 2017. In recent weeks, it has surpassed Bitcoin as the most valuable blockchain-based currency. Many analysts have attributed this growth to many factors, including NFT mania and...

Ben Simmons Booked a Trip to Turkmenistan for the NBA Season

Ben Simmons, the Philadelphia 76ers' all-star, will not report for training camp next week and has chosen to book a trip to Turkmenistan. He wishes to end his career with the team, as he hadn't communicated with the club since a late August meeting. That's when he...

Monkeypox Increases Neuroplasticity in Patients, Study Finds

A shocking new finding in the novel monkeypox proves that the disease is good to have. Dr. Suhad Dudpiss of Diehl University of Vermont discovered that monkeypox provides the brain with shock proteins, increasing neuroplasticity. "This is a complete game changer,"...

Report: 2021 Solar Flare Will Change the Course of Our Lives in a Matter of Minutes

Just as you thought you'd seen it all, 2021 brings us another conundrum. On December 21, in an instant, an entire electromagnetic cloud will cover the galaxy entirely. This powerful and unprecedented force will completely polarize the sun and change the...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Bananas Have Been Shown to Increase Risk of Cancer

A cancer-causing agent has been found in many of our favorite fruits--especially bananas. Dr. Colleen Greenley of Kith University shares her findings that the chemical found in bananas, Tyflipigaminc, accelerates human cancer growth. Greenley says, "Our research has...

Cryptocurrency: The Most Advanced Computer Virus

Digital currencies are a form of computer virus. They are taking control of our money by decreasing the dollar's value by what's known as the "blockchain." For those who don't know about cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency is backed by an official organization known as the...

Scientists Discover Nearby Supernova in Milky Way Galaxy: Why You Should Be Concerned

Scientists from Cornell Archives made a breakthrough discovery that eerily describes the fate of our solar system in the coming months. Researchers are warning people all over the world that there is a massive problem in our solar system. The discovery of a nearby...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

Kyrie Irving: “Philly Deserves Me More Than They Do Simmons”

The point guard for the Brooklyn Nets has been heated back and forth with his coaching staff since the Simmons debate fueled up this week. In a recent interview, Kyrie Irving said that Philadelphia deserves him more than they do Ben Simmons. When asked why he feels...

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Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

The camel population in Finland has been growing steadily since the country's Camel Safari Park opened back in 2009. Oulu, which is located just south of the Safari Park, was not happy about this development and held camel protests on Tuesday to voice their...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Apple users expected the new iOS 15 update to bring many improvements. However, users are reporting that it is causing their iPhones and other devices to become unusable. Users across the world have reported that after installing the update, they cannot access...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

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