5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

Report: 2021 Solar Flare Will Change the Course of Our Lives in a Matter of Minutes

Just as you thought you'd seen it all, 2021 brings us another conundrum. On December 21, in an instant, an entire electromagnetic cloud will cover the galaxy entirely. This powerful and unprecedented force will completely polarize the sun and change the...

Why Knowing Multiple Languages Can Be Unhealthy for Your Brain

Learning a new language can be a fun and enriching experience, but bilingualism may have some unintended consequences. New research from the University of Haifa found that bilingual speakers are more likely to develop dementia as they age. To understand this...

Bananas Have Been Shown to Increase Risk of Cancer

A cancer-causing agent has been found in many of our favorite fruits--especially bananas. Dr. Colleen Greenley of Kith University shares her findings that the chemical found in bananas, Tyflipigaminc, accelerates human cancer growth. Greenley says, "Our research has...

Kentucky Police Respond to “Sandwich Man” Pool Antics Amid Allegations of Condiment Theft for Sexual Pleasure

Bardstown, KY—What began as a lighthearted scene of a man in a sandwich costume splashing around in a kiddie pool has taken a bizarre turn, as local authorities are now investigating allegations that the individual—known locally as "Sandwich Man"—has been stealing...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Monkeypox Increases Neuroplasticity in Patients, Study Finds

A shocking new finding in the novel monkeypox proves that the disease is good to have. Dr. Suhad Dudpiss of Diehl University of Vermont discovered that monkeypox provides the brain with shock proteins, increasing neuroplasticity. "This is a complete game changer,"...

BMW Lead Designer Domagoj Dukec Revealed That He Plans to Minimize the Appearance of Facelifted Grill in Future Models

When BMW launched the new 3 Series and 4 Series models for 2021, many people complained about the unique design of the front bumper. A new, more angular grille was introduced to give it a meaner look, but most fans thought it did not fit with the rest of the car. Now,...

Cryptocurrency: The Most Advanced Computer Virus

Digital currencies are a form of computer virus. They are taking control of our money by decreasing the dollar's value by what's known as the "blockchain." For those who don't know about cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency is backed by an official organization known as the...

BREAKING: Chilling New Invasive Frog Species Spotted in North America

It’s 2020, and it seems that everything is uncertain. Except we know one thing for sure: this invasive frog, native to Morocco, isn’t something to ignore. The North Moroccan Wallfrog (Gallinago Wantourious) is known for its mammal-like fangs, ability to evolve...

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Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

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The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Apple users expected the new iOS 15 update to bring many improvements. However, users are reporting that it is causing their iPhones and other devices to become unusable. Users across the world have reported that after installing the update, they cannot access...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

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