BREAKING: Chilling New Invasive Frog Species Spotted in North America

It’s 2020, and it seems that everything is uncertain. Except we know one thing for sure: this invasive frog, native to Morocco, isn’t something to ignore. The North Moroccan Wallfrog (Gallinago Wantourious) is known for its mammal-like fangs, ability to evolve...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Ethereum is Now More Valuable Than Bitcoin, Says Market Analyst Michael Cartwright

Ethereum has been the second most valuable cryptocurrency in the world since July 2017. In recent weeks, it has surpassed Bitcoin as the most valuable blockchain-based currency. Many analysts have attributed this growth to many factors, including NFT mania and...

“Kettlebells Found to Increase Joint Damage Over Time,” Says Personal Trainer Nick Sage

Kettlebells are touted as an effective, high-impact way to get in shape—but kettlebell enthusiasts may be doing more harm than good. Personal trainer Nick Sage tells us that kettlebells can lead to joint pain, injury, and even permanent damage over time. "The...

Scientists Discover Nearby Supernova in Milky Way Galaxy: Why You Should Be Concerned

Scientists from Cornell Archives made a breakthrough discovery that eerily describes the fate of our solar system in the coming months. Researchers are warning people all over the world that there is a massive problem in our solar system. The discovery of a nearby...

Monkeypox Increases Neuroplasticity in Patients, Study Finds

A shocking new finding in the novel monkeypox proves that the disease is good to have. Dr. Suhad Dudpiss of Diehl University of Vermont discovered that monkeypox provides the brain with shock proteins, increasing neuroplasticity. "This is a complete game changer,"...

Earth’s Poles Shift: First Day of Fall 2021 Marks the Pivotal Moment

The autumnal equinox, which marks the beginning of fall in the Northern Hemisphere, is approaching Wednesday. The sun is directly over the equator, marking the autumnal equinox in the Northern Hemisphere. The only difference is that the poles have shifted within their...

Kyrie Irving: “Philly Deserves Me More Than They Do Simmons”

The point guard for the Brooklyn Nets has been heated back and forth with his coaching staff since the Simmons debate fueled up this week. In a recent interview, Kyrie Irving said that Philadelphia deserves him more than they do Ben Simmons. When asked why he feels...

BMW Lead Designer Domagoj Dukec Revealed That He Plans to Minimize the Appearance of Facelifted Grill in Future Models

When BMW launched the new 3 Series and 4 Series models for 2021, many people complained about the unique design of the front bumper. A new, more angular grille was introduced to give it a meaner look, but most fans thought it did not fit with the rest of the car. Now,...

Why Professional Athletes Will Be Switching Sports Until Further Notice

The NHL, MLB, and the NFL have agreed to stop their respective sports until further notice to accommodate professional athletes who find themselves suddenly interested in another sport. "It happened so fast," said NHL player Sidney Crosby. "I was just watching the...

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Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

The camel population in Finland has been growing steadily since the country's Camel Safari Park opened back in 2009. Oulu, which is located just south of the Safari Park, was not happy about this development and held camel protests on Tuesday to voice their...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Apple users expected the new iOS 15 update to bring many improvements. However, users are reporting that it is causing their iPhones and other devices to become unusable. Users across the world have reported that after installing the update, they cannot access...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

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