Monkeypox Increases Neuroplasticity in Patients, Study Finds

A shocking new finding in the novel monkeypox proves that the disease is good to have. Dr. Suhad Dudpiss of Diehl University of Vermont discovered that monkeypox provides the brain with shock proteins, increasing neuroplasticity. "This is a complete game changer,"...

BREAKING: Chilling New Invasive Frog Species Spotted in North America

It’s 2020, and it seems that everything is uncertain. Except we know one thing for sure: this invasive frog, native to Morocco, isn’t something to ignore. The North Moroccan Wallfrog (Gallinago Wantourious) is known for its mammal-like fangs, ability to evolve...

Report: 2021 Solar Flare Will Change the Course of Our Lives in a Matter of Minutes

Just as you thought you'd seen it all, 2021 brings us another conundrum. On December 21, in an instant, an entire electromagnetic cloud will cover the galaxy entirely. This powerful and unprecedented force will completely polarize the sun and change the...

Shrek Producer Aron Warner Under Fire After Scrapping Script To Shrek 5

Shrek producer Aron Warner is under fire after scrapping the script to Shrek 5. Warner got into a heated argument with Shrek's creator, Dreamworks CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg, over Shrek 5, and it seems that he has given up on the film for good. "I'm done," said Warner in...

Why Professional Athletes Will Be Switching Sports Until Further Notice

The NHL, MLB, and the NFL have agreed to stop their respective sports until further notice to accommodate professional athletes who find themselves suddenly interested in another sport. "It happened so fast," said NHL player Sidney Crosby. "I was just watching the...

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Apple users expected the new iOS 15 update to bring many improvements. However, users are reporting that it is causing their iPhones and other devices to become unusable. Users across the world have reported that after installing the update, they cannot access...

Kyrie Irving: “Philly Deserves Me More Than They Do Simmons”

The point guard for the Brooklyn Nets has been heated back and forth with his coaching staff since the Simmons debate fueled up this week. In a recent interview, Kyrie Irving said that Philadelphia deserves him more than they do Ben Simmons. When asked why he feels...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Cryptocurrency: The Most Advanced Computer Virus

Digital currencies are a form of computer virus. They are taking control of our money by decreasing the dollar's value by what's known as the "blockchain." For those who don't know about cryptocurrency, cryptocurrency is backed by an official organization known as the...

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Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

The camel population in Finland has been growing steadily since the country's Camel Safari Park opened back in 2009. Oulu, which is located just south of the Safari Park, was not happy about this development and held camel protests on Tuesday to voice their...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Apple users expected the new iOS 15 update to bring many improvements. However, users are reporting that it is causing their iPhones and other devices to become unusable. Users across the world have reported that after installing the update, they cannot access...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

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