Ben Simmons Booked a Trip to Turkmenistan for the NBA Season

Ben Simmons, the Philadelphia 76ers' all-star, will not report for training camp next week and has chosen to book a trip to Turkmenistan. He wishes to end his career with the team, as he hadn't communicated with the club since a late August meeting. That's when he...

Town of Whiteville, NC to Be Replaced With 1.2 Million-Square-Foot Amazon Fulfillment Center

It's a sad day for the small population in Whiteville, as Amazon announced its plans to rip the town from the ground up for big goals in 2021. Forced out of their homes, residents scramble to sell their property and take their belongings with them. Otherwise, they...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

BMW Lead Designer Domagoj Dukec Revealed That He Plans to Minimize the Appearance of Facelifted Grill in Future Models

When BMW launched the new 3 Series and 4 Series models for 2021, many people complained about the unique design of the front bumper. A new, more angular grille was introduced to give it a meaner look, but most fans thought it did not fit with the rest of the car. Now,...

BREAKING: Chilling New Invasive Frog Species Spotted in North America

It’s 2020, and it seems that everything is uncertain. Except we know one thing for sure: this invasive frog, native to Morocco, isn’t something to ignore. The North Moroccan Wallfrog (Gallinago Wantourious) is known for its mammal-like fangs, ability to evolve...

Report: 2021 Solar Flare Will Change the Course of Our Lives in a Matter of Minutes

Just as you thought you'd seen it all, 2021 brings us another conundrum. On December 21, in an instant, an entire electromagnetic cloud will cover the galaxy entirely. This powerful and unprecedented force will completely polarize the sun and change the...

Bananas Have Been Shown to Increase Risk of Cancer

A cancer-causing agent has been found in many of our favorite fruits--especially bananas. Dr. Colleen Greenley of Kith University shares her findings that the chemical found in bananas, Tyflipigaminc, accelerates human cancer growth. Greenley says, "Our research has...

Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

The camel population in Finland has been growing steadily since the country's Camel Safari Park opened back in 2009. Oulu, which is located just south of the Safari Park, was not happy about this development and held camel protests on Tuesday to voice their...

Shrek Producer Aron Warner Under Fire After Scrapping Script To Shrek 5

Shrek producer Aron Warner is under fire after scrapping the script to Shrek 5. Warner got into a heated argument with Shrek's creator, Dreamworks CEO Jeffrey Katzenberg, over Shrek 5, and it seems that he has given up on the film for good. "I'm done," said Warner in...

Kyrie Irving: “Philly Deserves Me More Than They Do Simmons”

The point guard for the Brooklyn Nets has been heated back and forth with his coaching staff since the Simmons debate fueled up this week. In a recent interview, Kyrie Irving said that Philadelphia deserves him more than they do Ben Simmons. When asked why he feels...

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Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

Town in Finland Hates Camels: Protest Breaks Out

The camel population in Finland has been growing steadily since the country's Camel Safari Park opened back in 2009. Oulu, which is located just south of the Safari Park, was not happy about this development and held camel protests on Tuesday to voice their...

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

The Art of Collecting Plastic Grocery Bags

I remember the first time I saw a plastic bag collection under someone's sink. There was something so fascinating about it–this beautiful shiny object containing more balled-up shiny objects. It was one of those moments that you'll never forget, like when you see your...

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Unexpected iOS 15 Bug Costing Users Their Phones

Apple users expected the new iOS 15 update to bring many improvements. However, users are reporting that it is causing their iPhones and other devices to become unusable. Users across the world have reported that after installing the update, they cannot access...

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

5 Years from Now: The Future of Cryptocurrency

Cryptocurrency is a word that has been thrown around quite often in the past few years. There are many different coins, all with their unique features and benefits. One of the most popular ones is Bitcoin, which was created by Satoshi Nakamoto back in 2009. As...

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